1.) In 100 words, write about your favorite episode of SVU.
If I had to choose, my favorite would be "Ghost." I have never developed the OMGlurrrrrrrrve
for Casey, though I've tried, and so it was just a wonderful little moment when Alex was all "are YOU ready??" to Casey. Alex's bangs are gone, which is a HUGE plus. And also the scene in Alex's hotel room(?) in which it was established that Elliott was Alex's "daddy" at backgammon was wonderful. The scene was specifically written for the Alex/Olivia shippers, and I like it when shows throw their fans a bone once in a while. It gives me faith in humanity.2.) In 100 words, write about your favorite episode of SVU that is not "Loss".
??? See above. *points*3.) Excoriate a Very Special Guest Star of your choice.
Hayden Panettiere has twice guest-starred, as two different characters. Like everyone couldn't remember her pre-adolescence episode ("Abuse") in which she played an adorable neglected child, since we next saw her playing a teenage whore ("Hooked").4.) Define excoriate.
To censure strongly; denounce.5.) Explain why Casey should be beamed up to her mothership immediately. If you like Casey, explain that. Extensively.
Casey is into the letter of the law, and walks like she's leading with her slumped-over head. She's getting better, except she's also getting blonder. If TPTB don't want us to compare her to the awesomeness that was Alex, they should stop trying to make her look like Alex. It ain't gonna happen.6.) OTP?
Alex/Olivia, but the show would be ruined if anyone hooked up. Kinda like Brian in S1 had to go. But S1 is hard to watch, now.7.) Anti-OTP?
Elliott/Olivia, for the reasons above, times 10.8.) Which episode of SVU unquestionably meets the criteria for a categorization of "Sucks Donkey Balls"?
"Doubt" (the Billy Campbell/Shannyn Sossamon suckfest)9.) Explain why Alex and Olivia are totally doing it. Ghost
Olivia Benson: You making any friends?
Alex Cabot: There's a claims adjuster at the insurance agency where I work. We've been seeing each other. He's a good man. He thinks I'm from Tulsa. And when we're in bed together at night, he whispers my name ... Emily.Olivia: It's hard to be someone that you're not.
"10.) Who is the hottest SVU star? Those who say B.D. Wong will be summarily shot, or at least auto-banned.
Mariska Hargitay, with Tamara Tunie and Chris Meloni tied for second.